That's because my dad was f***in' cool, he let me do sh*t. I was allowed to drive his car around the park, basically took my dirt bike to school, let me grow dope in his shed in grade 7. Mr. Lahey: Let's cut to the chase Rick. Bubbles: Oh, for f***-sakes. The thing is when youre shopping for a ring you gotta take your time because you know its my wife were talking about. One hour with Ricky and the dog's on drugs. Trevor: I'm not gonna say, "Who's there? Bubbles: Turn that thing off, he's pullin' his goalie! Sh*t-waves. Jim Lahey: .Sh*t-quake. Why dont you get a life, Rick? There are three films in the series: The Movie, released on October 6, 2006; Countdown to Liquor Day, released on September 25, 2009; and Don't Legalize It, released on April 18, 2014. It's awesome. You guys are really f***in' stupid! You know, he grew up as a little sh*t-spark from the old sh*t-flint. The bullet will go through the doll and kill Bubbles. Randy: Well, stop friggin' looking, Rick! Listen, boy, when youre under my roof, its my rules, and burgers are all about them rules. You know what a sh*t barometer is, Bubs? That's not gonna happen man because most of that sh*t's ours. [deleted] 5 yr. ago. It's not everyday somebody f***ing asks you to get married, is it? The liquor feels like a familiar pair of slippers that you put on and sit in front of the fire. Jim, 57. Bubbles often plays dual roles as both the conscience and the heart of the Trailer Park Boys, and he has dropped a number of amazing Bubbles quotes that compete with some of the best 'Rickyisms' from the series due to how relatable they are to fans. No you f*** off you little f***! [Cory and Trevor are visibly aroused at a strip club]. "What's crackin', y'all? I am Jim Lahey, and I am your trailer park supervisor. Jim, 7. Here, audiences see Trailer Park Boys' Bubbles wake Ricky up, saying Gord Downy will give them a bucket of chicken to steal a motor. When I was young I did all kinds of crazy sh*t and I turned out wicked. Randy puts on a Cheeseburger picnic to announce his 'no tolerance' policy towards outstanding lot fees. Ricky: [knocking on Julian's trailer door] Let's go, open the f***ing door, or I'm burning the trailer down! 1.4 Mrs. Peterson's Dog Gets Fucked Up 1.5 I'm Not Gay, I Love Lucy. More Trailer Park Boys quotes Collection Edit Buy Jim Lahey: You know whats at work here? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. But food has to go somewhere, which is why "water under the. The best quotes from Trailer Park Boys are both hilarious and ridiculous. Trailer Park Boys has given audiences some greasy quotes over the years, but no one is quite as relatable as Bubbles (Mike Smith) here are the best Bubbles quotes. Julian!" - Bubbles 4- "Does the Tin Man have a sheet-metal cock?" - Bubbles 5- "Holy fuck, a space suite! I don't f***in' know. 1. Trevor: Ow, Bubbles, those are salt and vinegar! [from trailer] Bubbles: We're going to have to play ourselves boys. Thanks for all the great quotes! You know, you can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat animals. Im calling the cops then, right now. Treena Lahey: You're not as bad as my dad says. Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; QuotesGram. Im either gonna become an electrician, a meat cutter, or Im gonna get into television and radio broadcasting. Julian, 99. We got this plutonium kind of love sh*t going and I dont wanna f*ck that up, all right. Ricky, 33. This belief was further amplified when I joined Quote Ambition. You might be able to fool the FBI, but you cant fool the FB-me. Jim, 58. "Hey guys, captain and Wonderboy are coming." - Bubbles, 'Trailer Park Boys'. Does the Tin Man have a sheet-metal cock? I got no time for those cocksuckers. Mr. Lahey: He's takin' the sh*t tornado right back to Oz. Do you understand that? Jim, 4. Who in this park, or even in the whole world, doesnt have problems? Ricky: [Cory and Trevor are putting up signs for Sam Losco] What the f*** are you doing? Bubbles: Hey guys, Captain Arsehole and Wonderboy are coming. Ricky: Look Julian, I was baked out of my f***ing mind, it seemed like a good idea at the time alright? Then I just kept eating. Ricky, #14. He just fucking loves it. One time I was making a model, and I glued the wing of a B-17 bomber to my bird by accident. Bubbles, 51. It was, it was f***ed. As he previously revealed, that didn't happen for Bubbles that often, so he was feeling pretty energized by the prospect. Stay focused, man. Julian, #15. Bubbles: Ricky, just - everybody, we'll all f*** off at the same time. Release year: 2015 When Julian and Ricky get out of prison only to find they've lost their trailers and loved ones, they vow to get them back, by any means necessary. Ricky: What the f***? Its hardly any drinking in here anymore, you cant get good dope, and they banned smoking from the f*ckin boys, took smoking away from us, thats f*cked! Whenever they go out with Ricky and Julian, what happens? Julian: He took the doll with him everywhere. That's exactly what Bubbles did when Julian of Trailer Park Boys became a free man again in "Never Cry Shitwolf," an episode that brings out one of the funniest Bubbles quotes. Trailer Park Boys Quotes Three petty felons have a documentary made about their life in a trailer park. You f***in' taste it. Rate this quote: 5.0 / 1 vote 2,412 Views He lives in there, in a palace and hes all stressed out! Listen, just pretend youre on mushrooms, all right? The bullet will go through the doll and kill Bubbles. Who The Hell Invited These Idiots To My Wedding? In the plot, the team of misfits plans illegal ways to make money. . Ricky: What if I want to be Bubbles? Through the quotes Ive read, collected, organized, and written about, I found that humans are resilient, creative, and compassionate. Audiences have to appreciate Bubbles here, as he doesn't want to be that guy. One mans garbage is another man persons good un-garbage. Ricky, #28. I must be like a superhero or something. Satellite Employee: Look, if these satellites aren't down in ten minutes, I'll have no choice but to call the cops. Stay focused, man. Julian, 71. When the Barometer rises, and you'll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Sh*t Pressure. Another example is "Whole different kettle and dish." This hilarious mispronunciation about root vegetables, however, is the best of them all. Julian: There's something you forgot about. Bubbles certainly enjoyed his own share of the cannabis smoked during the series, though he also usually had a good head on his shoulders and knew that it was important to stay sober for important occasions and events that demanded his full attention, resulting in one of the most memorable Bubbles quotes. Just drives around, has some drinks, and says high to people. Ricky: What in the f*** are you dressed up like a bumble bee for? You think Lucy is gonna marry me or what? Ricky, 91. He needs a brain transplant. Right Mr. Lahey? She can take half your car, half the trailer park, half your video game, she can even take half your cigarettes Ricky. I don't know. Bubbles: Holy f*** Ray, look! If It Doesnt, You Dont Own It. They're drivin' along, and they've got deadlines to meet they don't wanna pull in and park the truck, walk in, take a pee in the toilet, then go back out and get on the road they just have an old jug and they put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and once it's full they just drill the f***in' thing out on the highway! But, you can never assume plans to be executed perfectly. Julian: [after listening to Lucy hitting on him and Ricky mourning his loss of Lucy on his answering machine] I need some advice. Unleaded tastes a little tangy. I just grow lots of dope, spend time with Lucy and Trinity.Things are going really, really well. [leaves Bubbles panicking]. I, for one, am up to the challenge! Ricky: Life for me now is just so fucking great. Web. J-Roc: In this park it's one muthaf***a for one and all muthaf***a for all muthaf***a's. Cyrus: And give me those f***ing guns too, boys! Ricky: Changed, my ass! Trailer Park Boys is a Canadian mockumentary television series created and directed by . The Cheeseburger Picnic: Directed by Mike Clattenburg. The kitty-loving cart thief . Why wouldn't you put the alien trevors on a mule and send them over the border like a regular drug dealer ya f***in idiot! I don't give a f***, actually. Trailer Park Boys has given audiences some greasy quotes over the years, but no one is quite as relatable as Bubbles (Mike Smith) here are the best Bubbles quotes. These things have a way of working themselves out. Officer Erica Miller: Stop staring at my tits, Bubbles. You know, that's what good parenting is all about. It measures the sh*t pressure in the air. I first met the 'Trailer Park Boys' when they did my web television show, and since then, I've hung out with them a few times. Mines probably: "When we went out Ricky would talk about how stupid he was, and how he couldn't do anything about it because he was too stupid to do anything about it.". Mr. Lahey: [Drunk] Oooh, nice Mall-Cop uniform, Ricky! Julian: Listen to me Rick, we're about to sell a huge amount of dope here and get rich, ok? Bubbles: You all right, Corey? During that time, the Canadian government granted the cast and crew money to help produce the new season and a new spin-off series. Unfortunately, some become prisoners of that lifestyle and succumb to the temptation of alcohol and substance abuse. Mr. Lahey: You might be sexy, Julian, but you can't teach me anything about liquor. [Cory and Trevor are putting up signs for Sam Losco], [Ricky walks over to the prosecutor's desk and snaps his fingers], [Several members of the prosecution start to light cigarettes]', (Inside J-Roc's trailer and rap music is playing), [bottle kids are walking down the street], [while waiting in the car for Ricky and Julian to get back]. Well, I mean I did do it. Ive been living in these most of my life. Jim Lahey: Whats that got to do with the Randy: I need a store bought cheeseburger. I beg your pardon; I was only a real cop. A link is only as long as your longest strong chain. Ricky, 20. I was never an important Mall-Cop like you, Rick. I'll give you two grams of blonde Lebanese hash. These Rickyisms are ranked from best to worst by fans like you. Bubbles: Not just that Ricky, but you're supposed to get married to somebody that you think is special, not just somebody that f***in' fires a lunch together for you and you go and get your freak on with. Ya understand? Bubbles has a unique form of passive-aggressiveness that doesn't quite understand the meaning of the term, as he will always endeavor to be polite to everyone around him while also making sure to let anyone know if he's mad at them, and audiences definitely all felt like doing the same thing. Cory: Yeah, but how can you tell which is the Supreme? ", man. We gotta go get Rush tickets! Oddly enough, despite his career in the world of crime, he's managed to stay out of jail more than his associates. Once a trailer park boy, always a trailer park boy. Ricky, 2. The only difference between me and you is a couple of drinks. Jim, 62. Enjoy! Hey! Ricky: Hehe. You're not even from this park. Why dont you go to community college like Julian here? Was it awesome? Ricky, 38. Anyway, we had to take the doll away because he, you know, f***ed Bubbles' mind up. Get two birds stoned at once. Unfortunately, it turns out the samsquanch was just Julian, covered in blankets. Hey, I got a good idea. As it turns out I have another engagement: I plan to get drunk! Jim, 69. Conky: And he's f***ed in the head. Ricky: Alright! Lifes good. Ray, 84. J-Roc: [Sam is making a speech while stoned on mushrooms] Nobody understands what you're know what I'm sayin'. Once in a while I get drunk, once in a while something comes out of my mouth that may not be the smartest thing in the world, but she shouldnt be worried about growing up drunk and stupid like me. I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. Some people in poverty make the most of what they have and garner the drive to rise above the challenges. The kitty-loving cart thief lives in a shed, but somehow, he's the anchor that keeps his friends Ricky (Robb Wells), and Julian (John Paul Tremblay) grounded. It was kind of like his confidante. Bubbles: [Later] F***in' way she goes and erections ruined the whole f***ing night. Quotes. Mr. Lahey: I beg your pardon; I was only a real cop. You cant change people. Randy, 6. They needed to resort to the drug trade, theft, and more just to survive and feed their families. He's not a punk. Im not running over a kitty to save Ricky! Bubbles, 96. In "Rub 'N Tiz'zug," Bubbles finds himself alone with his cats and watching a "samsquanch" documentary and gets scared when he hears a rustling outside, leading to one of the funniest Bubbles quotes. Hampton - The Bible Pimp: CAN you read, my son? Who is your favorite character? Ricky: Thats pretty f***ing funny. [pause] Well don't drink any more of it, all right? Do you even love her? Ricky: You can't tell me to do that. What happened to the guy I made love with in the bathroom of the Kentucky Fried Chicken? ", "When Somebody Like Alex Lifeson Gives You A F****n' T-Shirt To Put On, You're Puttin' The F****n' Thing On. Listen, Bubs. Julian: Listen, get a hold of yourself Ricky Ricky you just pissed on me! The thing with kids and growings and getting learnings and stuff are thatyou cant lie to them. There's Randy with no pants on! Trailer Park Boys Screenplay Edit Buy Year: 2001 51,984 Views Mr. Lahey: Where ya stayin' Rick? The Most Epic Trailer Park Boys Quotes #1. Bubbles: [when asked if his rocket can fly] Can it fly? If some kid wants to grow dope, they can come talk to me. Treena Lahey: OK, then what's the capital of British Columbia? And basically my attitude is, I don't cause problems in this park. Bubbles: Everybody calm down! I haven't been paying into U.I., E.I. . We'll do it your way. Go talk to Barb, tell her you were too stoned at the time and you need to think about it. This is f***ed! [grabs bag of chips out of Ricky's hand, rips it open and and covers Trevor's wounds with it]. https://www.quotes.net/movies/trailer_park_boys_108226, https://www.quotes.net/movies/trailer_park_boys_quotes_108226. [gives them the bird and rips the signs out of the ground]. With the October 2017 death of actor John Dunsworth, the show is presumed on unannounced hiatus, although all previous series are still popular on Netflix. Number one: were on probation. A lot cheaper than a f*cking trailer. Bubbles, 42. 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