The Dude: Walter Sobchak: It takes guys as simple as the Dude and Walter to make a story this complicated and they'd really rather be bowling. The Dude: With a record. We're going to cut your dick off, Larry. The Big Lebowski: Tony the Chauffeur: So he says "My wife's a pain in the ass. The Dude: What like an Irish monk? The Dude: Well maybe not, but she's definitely not around. There's no f***ing reason why these two -. enjoy Memorable Quotes from The Big Lebowski (1998) Donny: Phone's ringing, Dude. The plot--which finds Lebowski involved in a kidnapping scheme after he's mistaken for a rich guy with the same name--is almost beside the point. If he tries to pull out a gun again, The Jesus vows to shove it up his rear end and pull the trigger. The Dude: Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. The good news is, The Big Lebowski is every bit a Coen movie, and its lazy plot is part of its laidback charm. Donny: Phone's ringing, Dude. The Dude: Liam and me, were gonna f*** you up. The Dude delivers this response in the most understated, half-interested manner possible, just to really exaggerate how little hes threatened by the freak. The a**hole was hoping that they would kill her! Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. Tony the Chauffeur: Strong men. (interrupting) Walter, Walter, what's the point, man? Compeers, you know? The little prick is stonewalling me. Also cry." - The Dude 2. Written and directed by the brilliant Coen Brothers (Joel and Ethan), the movie has inspired many books, "dress as your favorite character" festivals, and the Little Lebowski shop in New York City. Am I wrong? He was one of us. MARK IT ZERO! You got a date Wednesday, baby! The Dude: Dude, are you fucking this up? The Dude: Walter Sobchak: Is this your homework, Larry? Top 5 Quotes. [Maude shows the porn video starring Bunny to the Dude]. Walter Sobchak: They exchange a greeting, and the narrator urges The Dude to Take it easy. Walter Sobchak: You're killing your father, Larry! Look at it: a young trophy wife, marries this guy for his money, she figures he hasn't given her enough, you know, she owes money all over town. They did not receive the money! The Dude: Jesus, man, could you change the channel? I guess we can close the file on that one. The Dude's Assailants (Dramatic Irony) Early on in the film, the Dude arrives home and walks through his front door. You're Mr. Lebowski. Believe me. Am I wrong? The Dude: You're not wrong Walter. Walter Sobchak: Fifteen, Dude. The Dude: I only said I THOUGHT she kidnapped herself. Walter Sobchak: Oh please, dear? Maude Lebowski: Walter Sobchak: I was one of the original authors of the Port Huron Declaration. The Big Lebowski: Learn more about Stack Overflow the company, and our products. The Dude: What I'm blathering about - new sh*t has come to light, man. Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. To tell you the truth Brandt, I don't remember most of it. Mark it 8, Dude. I did not watch my buddies die face-down in the muck so this f***in' strumpet, this f***in' whore could waltz around town-. We know you never did! Parring down this list to merely 10 selections, is a genuine struggle for any Lebowski fan. Worthy f***in' adversary. I'm the Dude, man. Excuse me, dear? Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. Ah, no that was the chief of police of Malibu. What's this bullshit? What the fuck is this? A million bucks from fucking needy Little Urban Achievers! [looking at his hero writer Digby Sellers in an iron lung] Walter Sobchak: There's no reason - Here's my point, Dude. Am I wrong? You were over the line, that's a foul. Maude Lebowski: Uli Hauff? Maude Lebowski: You mean beyond pacifism? I'm sorry, Smokey. In The Big Lebowski documentary The Achievers, Jaik defends himself by saying, "I loaned it to a friend of mine and he had left it in the car." In real life, Peter and part-time private investigator Lew Abernathy went to Jaik's house to confront him. How did they shoot the bowling ball scene in The Big Lebowski? The Dude: I mean we totally f***ed it up man, we f***ed up this payoff, we got the kidnappers all mad at us, and Lebowski, ya know, he yelled at me a lot but he didn't do anything, huh? [after recovering his car from the Auto circus]. To this day, theres an annual Lebowski Fest at which hordes of The Dudes disciples dress up as their icon and partake in an array of Lebowski-themed activities. The Dude: New shit has come to light! Well sure, man. Da Fino: The Knutsens. The Stranger: Good night, sweet prince. The Dude: She probably kidnapped herself. Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? What's this day of rest shit? I'll go out and mingle. I do mind, the Dude minds. No, I'm saying, if he knows I'm a fuck-up, why does he leave me in charge of getting his wife back? You fucking know its been stolen. Dude, this is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin. After all, how many movies can claim as their hero a pot-bellied, pot-smoking loser named Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski (Jeff Bridges) who spends most of his time bowling and getting stoned? And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. Walter Sobchak: [laughs] That wasn't her toe, Dude. Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community. Fuckin' Quintana that creep can roll, man. Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"? The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man. The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? And so would Donny. Walter Sobchak: You cannot drag this negative energy in to the tournament! Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. She'll be back in a moment, sit down. Walter Sobchak: You threw out a ringer for a ringer! Walter Sobchak: Walter Sobchak: I told those f***s down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos! There are rules. Nobody fucks with The Jesus. Nihilist: Ve don't care. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. As if it's impossible to take some nail polish, apply it to someone else's toe Walter Sobchak: Pinking shears [imitates snipping]. Maude Lebowski: Oh, I might have introduced him for all I know. Do you find them much, these, stolen cars? The Dude: Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to realize the fact that you're a god damn moron. The Big Lebowski: Walter Sobchak: Who's got a million f***ing dollars in their f***ing car? Mark it zero. Lew had a briefcase and inside it were baggies filled with stuff from the car. Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? The Stranger: Okay, Dude. Have you ever heard of Vietnam? We gotta go to Pasadena, man! Walter Sobchak: Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of sh*t. The Dude: I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug. What exactly is the problem? Now so far, we have, what appears to me, to be a series of victimless crimes Walter Sobchak: [slams fist on counter] FORGET ABOUT THE F***ING TOE! Walter Sobchak: You're not even f***ing Jewish, man. Fr mich auch Hellbierpfannkuchen - Hellbierpfannkuchen. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Los Angeles, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. Yeah, I'll be at practice. I see you rolled your way into the semis. He's adamant that he deserves some recompense after The Big Lebowski's goons soiled his rug. A great memorable quote from the The Big Lebowski movie on Quotes.net - The Dude: Get out of that car! I'm the Dude. The Big Lebowski: F*** it! Famously dubbed over in the TV edit with the ludicrous line "Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!? I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong? Maude Lebowski: Upwards of ten times in the film, Donny's selective listening habit earns him a "Shut the f*** up, Donny," from Walter, but in a few choice moments like this one, we get a unique, spirited barb. WHO'S THE F***ING NIHILIST HERE! The Dude: You brought the f***in' Pomeranian bowling? So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. But you're not foolin' me, man. A great memorable quote from the The Big Lebowski movie on Quotes.net - The Dude: Do you find them much, these, stolen cars? Are you sure he won't mind? A deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a shit about. Brandt: Bunny Lebowski: I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. Its beauty lies in its simplicity. Come on, you're being very un-Dude. The Dude: In the briefcase? Da Fino: Hey, uh, phfff, maybe you and me could pool our resources, trade information a professional courtesycompeers, you know what i mean. Look, pal, there never was any money. But regardless, anyone who has ever seen this scene will forever know the answer to the question "Do you see what happens?". The Dude: The Dude: We're going to cut your dick off, Larry. The Dude: The Dude: Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! And stay away from my special - from my fucking lady friend, man! Lies and Deceit; Women and Femininity; Drugs and Alcohol; Society and Class; Rules and Order; Cast. Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element! No, he's a sex offender. Does this place look like I'm fucking married? By clicking Accept all cookies, you agree Stack Exchange can store cookies on your device and disclose information in accordance with our Cookie Policy. You cannot drag this negative energy in to the tournament! [after a pause] Walter Sobchak: How the f*** should I know? Smokey: Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. The Dude: Okay. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus. Where's the f***ing money, shithead? All right, it's fucking zero. Long before playing a downtrodden country singer in Crazy Heart (2009) and an alcoholic deputy in True Grit (2010), there was The Dude. The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine. The Dude: The portable phone starts ringing, the Dude asks the Auto Circus Cop if there are any leads on who stole his beater car, being shown a picture Bunny's old farm home, the Dude is leaving after his first meeting with Lebowski, Five minutes after pulling a gun on Smokey, author Arthur Sellars is lying quietly in his iron lung, after recovering his car from the Auto circus, after the chief of police throws a coffee mug at his head, the Dude has been drugged and is semi-conscious, looking at his hero writer Digby Sellers in an iron lung, singing while semi-conscious in the back of a police car, Throwing the Big Lebowski out of his wheelchair. We know that you stole a car. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't fucking roll*! They got us working in shifts! Its also a definitive example of why the films dialogue is so deliciously entertaining. But, then I happen to know that there's a little Lebowski on the way. Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. Then you know he's got emotional problems, man. The great John Tuturro has long-been a key player in the Coen Brother's larger stable of acting talent. Now, "Dude" - that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. Big Lebowski Quotes - The Big Lebowski is a 1998 British-American crime comedy movie.There are many words behind this movie. Cab Driver: The Dude: Jeez, Walter, I'm not talking about the guys who built the f***ing railroad here. Donny: [Donny takes a seat] What tied the room together, Dude? We know that this is your homework. Have you ever heard of Vietnam? I'd say he's still got about $960 - $970,000 left, depending on the options. They're not gonna kill shit, they're not gonna do shit. How can I detect when a signal becomes noisy? Walter Sobchak: Man, hey! Where's the fucking money Lebowski? You can imagine where it goes from here. Look, nothing is fucked, here, man. The Dude: Well, what do you care, Walter? They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs, and meanwhile, look at the bottom line: Who's sittin' on a million fuckin' dollars? The Dude: This is a private residence, man! I'm not even supposed to pick up the phone unless its an emergency. You see what happens, Larry?! Walter Sobchak: That's ex-- Shut the f*** up, Donny! Singer: He's not taking your f***ing turn, Dude. I'm the one who took your rug. You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug? Maude Lebowski: My father's weakness is vanity, hence the slut. [laughs] 2023. Far out, man. The Dude: (interrupting) Walter, Walter, what's the point, man? So we take ze money you haf on you, und ve calls it eefen. Is this your homework, Larry? Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. Oh, no I did, but I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings smoking a lot of thai stick breaking into the ROTC and bowling. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Our basic freedoms! [on the phone] Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. That was me and six other guys. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. The Dude: Yeah yeah, I get it. The Dude: Oh, Jesus, what's that smell, man? Vagina. This sends the Dude and Walter Sobchak (John Goodman) on a wild goose chase that winds up with two cars destroyed and the protagonists gaining nothing in their search for the truth behind the kidnapping/ransom. Walter Sobchak: After The Dude tracks it down at the impound lot, they find a homework assignment in the backset. And perhaps we'll see you again some time, Dude. You don't HAVE the fucking girl, dipshits! I converted when I married Cynthia! Auto Circus Cop: Shit! People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. Nihilist: Yeah, your wiggly penis, Lebowski. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know -. Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. Walter Sobchak: The Dude: Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot! The Dude: This actually happened in real life to a friend of the Coen Brothers, Peter Exline: Funny how a dinner story can wind up on the movie screen. The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Walter Sobchak: Forget the car crashes, kidnappings, and fist fights; bowling is of the utmost importance. It's a league game, Smokey. Walter Sobchak: Well it isn't a literal connection, Dude.. Do you hear me, Lebowski? Walter, you fuck you fucked it up! The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection. Walter Sobchak: I'm the one who took your rug. I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter. Get the f*** out of the car, man. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The Dude really has a way with words, and one of the best examples of his penchant for parlance occurs when he meets The Big Lebowski for the first time. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Younger Cop: Walter Sobchak: Do you see what happens, Larry? What's this BULLSHIT?! [Ordering at Stacks: House of Pancakes] Walter Sobchak: Without the roaringly offensive Walter, the creepy self-serious Jesus, and the hopelessly impotent Donny, The Dude would've probably just stayed home and gotten high on his living room floor. His name's Lebowski? What do you do for recreation? You stop being Jewish? I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos! [laughs as he walks away] Auto Circus Cop : Leads. Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson! You stop being Jewish? And new sh*t is always coming to light, man. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. What the fuck are you talking about? These so-called nihilists are a trio of German goons who claim to be. [Smoking a joint] Taking care of her f***ing dog. Walter Sobchak: What the f*** are you talking about? Bunch of fig-eaters wearin' towels on their head tryin' to find reverse on a Soviet tank - This.. this is not a worthy f***in' adversary.. Jesus Quintana: HEY! The Dude: Thank you, Donny. There are ways. What the fuck are we gonna tell Lebowski? Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. Sweet Donny's naivete often left him inside Walter's merciless cross-hairs. YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVIN' IN THE FUCKIN' PAST! [Shows Dude a picture of Fawn] See. Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude. I can't complain.". Back in '89 Joel and Ethan Coen were in town shooting Barton Fink, and I had them over for dinner. I don't like your jerk-off face. Parla usted Inglese? Would you come off it Walter? | The Dude: F*** the tournament F*** YOU, Walter! Or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on. What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? Walter Sobchak: (talking to The Dude) We're gonna see some tank battles.. Fighting in desert is very different from fighting in canopy jungle. Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax Walter Sobchak: The Dude: Your wife is Bunny. Nihilist #3: Ja, it seems you have forgotten our little deal, Lebowski. He thinks the carpet pissers did this? I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. I told that fuck down at the league office who's in charge of scheduling? Younger Cop: Sometimes. Walter Sobchak: That's not her toe, Dude. I'm more Jewish than Tevye! Walter Sobchak: The Dude may have had the opportunity to utter the most famous line of the film, but several other characters were graciously given unique, memorable dialogue all throughout the movie. Nobody f***s with The Jesus." Well maybe you and me could pool our resources, you know, trade information? 2023. Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps? That's it, I'm outta here. Like an Irish monk? While the archetype iron was hot, Directors Joel and Ethan Coen cast Bridges as a below-average stoner named Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski in their seventh feature film, The Big Lebowski (1998). Nothing. Francis Donnelly, Funeral Director: Maude Lebowski: But he was also a man who was perpetually two steps behind the topic of any given conversation. Why does Paul interchange the armour in Ephesians 6 and 1 Thessalonians 5? The Big Lebowski: The Dude: Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. It's signed by the thief in question, a bratty teenager named Larry Sellers. What am I gonna tell Lebowski? The good news is, The . Walter Sobchak: F***ing dog has f***ing papersOVER THE LINE! You figured 'Oh, here's a loser. But then at Larry Sellers' house, which they visit pretty soon, The Dude gets out of the . [shouting] In an entertaining, somewhat nonsensical choice, the film is narrated by Sam Elliott. Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation? You *stop* being Jewish? You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling? Nothing is fucked here, Dude. I didn't find it to be that, exactly. You'd just met me! Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Isn't that what makes a man? [Walter's dog barks repeatedly], Walter Sobchak: MARK IT ZERO! A stolen car is a stolen car. You want a toe? Nihilist #2: The Big Lebowski (1998) Quotes Showing all 199 items The Dude : [ repeated line by The Dude and others ] That rug really tied the room together. Ze lingonberry pancake. Walter Sobchak: You mean beyond pacifism? Walter Sobchak: This is a very complicated case, Maude. [the cab driver drives off]. The Dude: What in God's holy name are you blathering about? I think it's a Pomeranian. They demand The Dude pay a large ransom for her release, and show up at his house to interrogate him. I mean, he knows we never handed off the briefcase, but he never asked for it back. And where else could you find a hairnetted Latino bowler named Jesus (John Turturro) who sports dazzling purple footgear, or an erotic artist (Julianne Moore) whose creativity consists of covering her naked body in paint, flying through the air in a leather harness, and splatting herself against a giant canvas? The Dude: Hey, Walter, c'mon, it's just - Hey man, it's Smokey. The Dude: F*** sympathy! Larry is the owner of the found homework and seems to be a fourteen year old kid. The candid confidence of Bridges delivery is again what sells this line so well. Walter Sobchak: Worthy fuckin' adversary. The Dude: And, we know that this is your homework. Walter Sobchak: In honor of Lebowski's 25th anniversary, here is a short list of the top ten most quotable lines from this evergreen comedy. Start talking and talk fast you lousy bum. The Dude: Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! The Dude: So if you could just write me a check for ten percent of a million dollars five grand Walter Sobchak: You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Your roll. Stolen car. What the fuck are you talking about? Maude Lebowski: You can imagine where it goes from here. For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. The Dude. The bums will always lose! Walter Sobchak: [turns to Smokey] Am I wrong? Walter Sobchak: I told that f*** down at the league office Who's in charge of scheduling? The Big Lebowski: Jesus Quintana: You ready to be f***ed man? You turn in your library card? Nihilist #3: I know. There was no bottom. Stay out of Malibu, Deadbeat! Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here! Walter Sobchak: If Walter is indeed based on Milius, then the iconic "Over the Line!" In standout films like Fearless (1991) and The Fisher King (1994), he stepped into the shoes of normal albeit classically good-looking guys who couldnt help but find themselves in extraordinary situations. That's f***ing interesting. That's right dude. These young men gave their lives. Be sure to watch with snacks in hand, because The Big Lebowski might give you a giddy case of the munchies. The Dude: Could you please keep your voices down? Her Co-Star in The Beaver Picture? Top 5 Quotes . I'm the Dude. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. The Dude: Walter, Walter - I don't see any connection to Vietnam, man. Is this your homework, Larry? Walter Sobchak: This is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin. Walter Sobchak: The Stranger: The Dude abides. Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced. Walter Sobchak: Oh, you've already got the check made out, that's great. F*** the three of you. I just dropped in to see what condition my Condition was in. Look at it a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. The Dude: Yeah, I know what you mean, f*** off Da Fino. If it gets complex, everything can go wrong. "Strong men, also cry. The Dude: This is the f***in' guy! The Dude: They're calling the cops, man. Nihilist: Walter what am I going to tell Lebowski? [after reporting the stolen car] The Dude : Do you find them much, these, stolen cars? They were right. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man! Sex. Stack Exchange network consists of 181 Q&A communities including Stack Overflow, the largest, most trusted online community for developers to learn, share their knowledge, and build their careers. That's f***in' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. Connect and share knowledge within a single location that is structured and easy to search. Walter Sobchak: That's not her toe, Dude. The Dude is a laid back cat, but when he's been wronged, he'll let you know that "The Dude minds". These f***ing amateurs! He screams this iconic line repeatedly as he destroys the car, which he soon realizes belongs to Larrys neighbor. Ah - Wonderful woman. When you get a divorce you get a new license? In addition, Big Lebowski's movie was a huge success and had many fans. Nobody. I'm ramblin' again. The Dude: Oh please, dear? She though we'd be getting million dollars! Maude Lebowski: [the Dude, Walter, and Donny walk out of the bowling alley, to find the three Nihilists waiting in front of the Dude's car, which has been torched]. The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Walter Sobchak: F***in' exactly what happened to those That makes me f***in' sick! 18 Apr. All right, I can see you don't want to be consoled here, Dude. Oh, for Christ's sake, Walter Walter Sobchak: Walter Sobchak: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about? 10 of the most memorable, hilarious quotes from the classic Coen Brothers comedy, The Big Lebowski. So she's back. That's what ransom is. After the tight plotting and quirky intensity of Fargo, this casually amusing follow-up from the prolifically inventive Coen (Ethan and Joel) brothers seems like a bit of a lark, and the result was a box-office disappointment. The Dude: shouting Yeah, waving the f*cking gun around? Fucking Germans. [laughs] Auto Circus Cop : Leads! And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. As if we would ever dream of taking your bullshit money! Donny: The Dude: Well, I still jerk off manually. Rug pee-ers did not do this. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov! After his stellar dramatic one-two-punch in Miller's Crossing and Barton Fink, a bowling-ball-licking, child sex offender was not exactly the role that folks would have expected him to take on back in 1997. Walter Sobchak: Donny, shut the f When do we play? Nihilist #3: Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex? Near the In-and-Out Burger [while dunking the Dude's head in the toilet]. Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon with nail polish. The Dude: Fuck sympathy! Fair! The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say Walter Sobchak: shut the f*** up, Donny! You got the wrong guy. The Dude: I'm not-- Just stay away from my special lady friend. The wave of the future, Dude. The actual meaning of this phrase is somewhat murky and up for debate. The Stranger: The Dude: Are you happy, you crazy f***? Next frame. I got a rash, man. But it all makes sense when one remembers that the case of The Big Lebowski was very complicated. TBL features a remarkable array of supremely-funny ancillary performances, none more worthy of praise than the late great Philip Seymour Hoffman as Brandt; the obsequious and tightly-clenched assistant to The Big Lebowski himself. The Dude: All right, I can see you don't want to be cheered up here, Dude. 18 Apr. Does this place look like I'm f***ing married? That's a great plan, Walter. I can't complain.". Due to his riches and physical stature, the guys jokingly refer to him as "The Big Lebowski." Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain. The Dude: A Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous. The Dude: Walter, this is not a First Amendment thing, man. Get out of the fu-- [Da Fino steps out of the car] Who the f*** are you?! Walter Sobchak: Is this yours, Larry? You see what happens, Lebowski? The Dude: This bush league psyche-out stuff. Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic Walter Sobchak: He's a Nihilist. Later in the film, The Dudes car gets stolen from outside the bowling alley. Real fucking brat, but I'm sure your goons can get it off him. I sure hope he makes the finals. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as sh*t. Walter Sobchak: DONT F***ING ROLL! Maude Lebowski : [on answering machine] Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. The Dude: Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. We know it's his fucking homework! It's an alchemical, lighting-in-a-bottle moment of comedic genius. "Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain." - Walter Sobchak 4. V.I. Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling. Where's the fucking money, Lebowski? Okay, Dude. They'll call back. There was no bottom. The Dude: Listen, Maude, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but I don't see what it has to do with - do you have any Kahla? There are ways, Dude - you don't wanna know about it, believe me. Walter Sobchak: Walter Sobchak: So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. It only takes a minute to sign up. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. Nihilists! What the fuck is he talking about? Yeah, the beauty of this is its simplicity. What am I gonna tell Lebowski? Walter Sobchak: Well, they finally did it. That's f***ing combat. Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant! Across this line, you DO NOT Also, Dude, "chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation? This isn't a First Amendment issue, man. I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. The Dude: Walter Sobchak: Do you have to use so many cuss words? It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. Smokey insists he didnt step over the line, but Walter wont acquiesce. Asian-American, please. Not on the rug, man. I kept talking about my friend "Big" Lew Abernathy, also a Vietnam Vet from Denton, Texas. Uh, excuse me. Forget about the fucking toe! : Brandt ca n't watch, though, or he eats the furniture impound lot, they were castration. Connect and share knowledge within a single location that is structured and easy to search Dude gets out of car. To Vietnam, walter Sobchak: this is a league game, this is maude:... Prepared to do the right thing, man Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase big lebowski stolen car quotes so take easy! Made out, that 's a hero, the Dude: I & x27. You in the Alps the car: shouting Yeah, your wiggly penis, Lebowski. 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